Because...

I'm in it Twin it.
  • someone: I like you.
  • me: hahaha where is Ashton omfg am i getting punkd
blameaspartame:

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*
other words to say instead of Curses:
1. “fuck” - “frick”
2. “shit” - “crud”
3. “asshole” - “b-hole”
4. “penis” - “wimple”
5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”
6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”
7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

blameaspartame:

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*

other words to say instead of Curses:

1. “fuck” - “frick”

2. “shit” - “crud”

3. “asshole” - “b-hole”

4. “penis” - “wimple”

5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”

6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”

7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

(via i-like-pigeons)

I can’t understand teens nowadays.

pepsie:

i-like-pigeons:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

this is my mircowaves personality

(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)