(Source: quando-anoitecer, via criminallybonkers)
- someone: I like you.
- me: hahaha where is Ashton omfg am i getting punkd
(via i-like-pigeons)
*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*
other words to say instead of Curses:
1. “fuck” - “frick”
2. “shit” - “crud”
3. “asshole” - “b-hole”
4. “penis” - “wimple”
5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”
6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”
7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”
(via i-like-pigeons)
I can’t understand teens nowadays.
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
this is my mircowaves personality
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)
